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Thursday, 2 September 2010

The Ugly Truth About Unicorns

Yes! I'm a proud member of Team Zombie!
And today I'll tell you the ugly truth about unicorns.

Take a good look at the following picture:

Noticed the goat on the right?

That's a unicorn!

Yes, it's true: Unicorns are goats!!
Now I can understand people think goats aren't as glamorous as horses and it looks like the unicorns thought so too, so they hired an excellent spin doctor and so the myth of the prancing, horsey unicorn was born.

But now you know the truth: behind that nicely spun illusion of a horse there's actually a goat!

Zombies don't need some fantastic scheme like that to be cool!

And if this revelation didn't convince you, think about this:
Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains!

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15 comments:

  1. Giada M.2 September 2010 at 20:29

    Good point, but I still go for unicorns! :P

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  2. Enbrethiliel2 September 2010 at 20:41

    +JMJ+

    Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains!

    I am ROFLMAO at that comment, Sully!!! =D

    PS--I'm on Team Unicorn, but we're still friends, right? ;-)

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  3. Sullivan McPig2 September 2010 at 21:01

    @Enbrethiliel: Just don't bring your unicorn along when you come over :-p

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  4. Anonymous2 September 2010 at 21:08

    Does that mean zombies are smarter than unicorns?

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  5. vvb32 reads2 September 2010 at 21:42

    pftt - HA! - sputtering coffee - you got me with that last statement!
    Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains! -- priceless!

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  6. titania862 September 2010 at 22:23

    Awesome post Sullivan! Unicorns are just glorified goats. Zombies rule!

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  7. Sullivan McPig2 September 2010 at 23:31

    @Alice Audrey: Well, they do have more brains than unicorns

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  8. Carlos Antunes3 September 2010 at 00:04

    Horses that stick an ice cream on their forehead... That's what unicorns are!
    Go zombies!

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  9. M.A.D.3 September 2010 at 03:39

    Well, at least we can say ONE good thing about unicorns ... I mean GOATS ... they produce excellent cheese ;D

    Wonder if Team Unicorn would like some cheese with their whine ? hehehe

    TEAM ZOMBIE RULES 4 E-VAH!!!!

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  10. throuthehaze3 September 2010 at 07:40

    hmm...mebbe unicorns are goats, but check out that giant pointy weapon on its head. Still works for meeee! Team Unicorn!!

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  11. Zombie Girrrl7 September 2010 at 17:23

    Mmm, goats are tasty! Go Team Zombie!

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  12. Jennifer Louise8 September 2010 at 09:57

    The unicorn sitting next to me disagrees with you (and is about to stab me, as she is shaking her head).

    Unicorns FTW!

    (Funny post though!)

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  13. Unknown11 September 2010 at 04:12

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  14. Heather16 September 2010 at 20:17

    No no no, Unicorns aren't goats... what you're seeing here is the Lap Unicorn, kept and bred by royalty as a means of protecting their virgin princesses.

    Who's gonna mess with a girl with Unicorn crotch?!

    :)

    New follower here :)
    Love the entry, even if I am Team Unicorn!

    http://littlesqueed.blogspot.com/2010/09/team-unicorn-zombies-vs-unicorns.html

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  15. Sullivan McPig17 September 2010 at 17:43

    @Heather: How can you deny it's a goat? It's got the goatee for crying out loud!
    And welcome to my blog even though you got a werid taste :-p

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