Yes! I'm a proud member of Team Zombie! And today I'll tell you the ugly truth about unicorns.
Take a good look at the following picture:
Noticed the goat on the right? That's a unicorn!
Yes, it's true: Unicorns are goats!!
Now I can understand people think goats aren't as glamorous as horses and it looks like the unicorns thought so too, so they hired an excellent spin doctor and so the myth of the prancing, horsey unicorn was born.
But now you know the truth: behind that nicely spun illusion of a horse there's actually a goat!
Zombies don't need some fantastic scheme like that to be cool!
And if this revelation didn't convince you, think about this:
Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains!
15 comments:
Good point, but I still go for unicorns! :P
+JMJ+
Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains!
I am ROFLMAO at that comment, Sully!!! =D
PS--I'm on Team Unicorn, but we're still friends, right? ;-)
@Enbrethiliel: Just don't bring your unicorn along when you come over :-p
Does that mean zombies are smarter than unicorns?
pftt - HA! - sputtering coffee - you got me with that last statement!
Unicorns go for Virgins, Zombies go for Brains! -- priceless!
Awesome post Sullivan! Unicorns are just glorified goats. Zombies rule!
@Alice Audrey: Well, they do have more brains than unicorns
Horses that stick an ice cream on their forehead... That's what unicorns are!
Go zombies!
Well, at least we can say ONE good thing about unicorns ... I mean GOATS ... they produce excellent cheese ;D
Wonder if Team Unicorn would like some cheese with their whine ? hehehe
TEAM ZOMBIE RULES 4 E-VAH!!!!
hmm...mebbe unicorns are goats, but check out that giant pointy weapon on its head. Still works for meeee! Team Unicorn!!
Mmm, goats are tasty! Go Team Zombie!
The unicorn sitting next to me disagrees with you (and is about to stab me, as she is shaking her head).
Unicorns FTW!
(Funny post though!)
Wooohhoooo Team Zombie!
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No no no, Unicorns aren't goats... what you're seeing here is the Lap Unicorn, kept and bred by royalty as a means of protecting their virgin princesses.
Who's gonna mess with a girl with Unicorn crotch?!
:)
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Love the entry, even if I am Team Unicorn!
http://littlesqueed.blogspot.com/2010/09/team-unicorn-zombies-vs-unicorns.html
@Heather: How can you deny it's a goat? It's got the goatee for crying out loud!
And welcome to my blog even though you got a werid taste :-p
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