Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Wishlist Wednesday - My Favorite Fangs

This could either be a great, hilarious read or a total miss.
I'm hoping for the first of course.

My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires
by Alan Goldsher

Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she’s also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the Abbey where she’s been residing for the past thousand or so years, she lands a job caretaking the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline… or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But Hitler’s Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise —to save her vampire brood.


Enbrethiliel said...


I'm so disappointed this isn't an actual movie musical.

M.A.D. said...

The sad thing is - I would buy this just for that awesomely awful cover lol ;D

Sullivan McPig said...

@Enbrethiliel: i would so go watch it!
@M.A.D.: nothing sad about that imo ;-)

Jess Haines said...

I... it... I...




Melissa (My words and pages) said...

LOL! I love Jess Haines comment. LOL!

That is so... I don't think there are any words for it. LOL!

But I'm so curious, I'd read it. LOL! Thanks!